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  • August 8, 2012

    People are really into the lard today.

  • October 15, 2011

    I heard scurvy is just a myth. Who believes me?

  • September 23, 2011

    GUARD YOUR NOSES — THE LARD IS NOW OFFICIALLY RANCID. I KNOW, GROSS, RIGHT?

  • January 12, 2011

    Who knows how to remove lard from jeans? This is not a rhetorical question.

  • December 9, 2010

    Today in the pirate store, we are more hopeful than usual.

  • November 30, 2010

    I just invented deck prism hats. Now they exist. And they can never not exist again.

  • November 7, 2010

    The Pirate Store is once again selling weapons in the form of leather whips.

  • August 2, 2010

    The mops are fully functioning and radiant with potential.

  • October 11, 2009

    Definitely one of the top five pirate stores I’ve been to recently. —David Byrne


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